Sunday, January 11, 2009 @12:29 PM
I'll be the best you never hadso yesterday was my last day working at B&J's! worked from 6.30 to 1am, but you know, i guess i was quite lucky cause it was really fun (: i worked with james, june, wendy, jian wei, and haniszah and jason were there for a bit. almost all my favourite people! oh and i also got to see PX briefly..
It was super retarded working with them! james is the most spastic retard of all. no wait, jason and him are quite on par la. for example, yesterday someone ordered a sorbet splash, and since i've never made one before, i asked jason, who was at the sink there, "how do i make a splash?"
AND GUESS WHAT THE RETARD DID? he splashed water on me la!
oh and, one time, most of us were like quiet and a bit lifeless, so jason asked us to "make some life la!" so i asked "how to make life?"
and he went "have sex la!"
idiot.
i owe the damage to my innocent mind to him and james. james made another joke like that, just that it's a bit grosser so i shan't say. okay, maybe i'll just say a bit, cause june was playing her mp3, and the song was like "and i'll come for you, and only you"
and when you hear nickelback singing those lyrics, it really sounds quite gross. (think same pronunciation, different spelling) way to spoil a nice song james!
oh and when june said "do you have the others?" (i'm not sure what she really meant to refer to), james said "i'm not a cow" (udders, GET IT?)
anyway, just a note of thanks to all the people i worked with
to Sarah, OH I LOVE YOU!!!!!! haha you were the first person i ever met at the cathay B&J, you were damn nice to me, and kind of like one of the only ones who really really talked alot to me, even if i continued working i wouldn't get to work with you anymore, since you're leaving for australia! good job how you allow yourself not to be amused by james' idiocy!
to Jason, the nicest manager on earth! i'll always remember what it means when you come out of the back room, (that means that there are tables to be cleared!) and all the times when you saw i was quite free, you purposely find some weird thing to make me do like cleaning algae out of the bottom of the blending machine thing, or screwing the chairs. oh and the time you asked me to stop work to listen to your piano demonstration, you play so well, every song is like all made up and complicated with dozens of chords and you can also transpose to any key in a second, you've inspired me to try harder! though i'm not so sure when you said that i had a talent in music, even after telling you i failed grade 6... oh and i'll never forget your retardedness! like when a customer ordered "black raspberry" but said "brassberry" instead, and you said "what cup size do you want?" oh and when you asked me to listen to a track played on the sound system and to pay attention to the pianist, it turned out to be you?
to Jacqueline, you're the cutest scoopy i've ever met! okay, maybe that's in relation to your height... haha but you were also very very nice to me! and you kept eating all the stuff and CA cakes, you ate santa claus! and when someone asked you where to put something, you would go "stuff it up your TOOT!" haha. and all the times you said "chill", copied off sarah's "chill pill"
to James, the retard. glad i got the chance to hear you perform with your guitar on one of the open mic nights. the lover of the cough syrup cherry garcia! ("you do not want to go down that road, ilisa" says a very insulted james) hope you find will find solace with yourself one day (whatever that means haha), and refrain from making farting sounds with your crocs in public!
to June, worked with you for only 2 times, but at least we got to talk! and yesterday, you prevented jian wei from following us to throw the rubbish, claiming "GIRL POWER!". you dragonboater, so strong, one fling can fling the rubbish bag into the incinerator already lo! and yet, when we were running towards it, a cat came out from nowhere and you screamed your head off hahahaha (:
to Wendy, my batchmate! you are very sweet and polite, and nice to talk to! I wish i could have had more opportunities to work with you!
to Vanessa, my other batchmate! i didn't get to work with you after coming back from the US, but we worked together on the first day! a busy friday night eh? you're really nice, and you even came to visit that day even though you weren't working!
to Haniszah, FERGALICIOUS DEFINITION MAKE THE BOYS GO LOCO! and you always said "siao!" after we sang that together! haha, and no, you're not cute, i don't know why you're always so delusional, always proclaiming that you're cute. i love all your insults and funny arguments we had! HATE YOU MORE!
to Jian Wei, the new scoopy! even though i only worked with you once (yesterday), you were really nice, and it was so funny when you had to make 4 cloud nines! especially when the customer ordered 2 at the same time haha. well at least they changed their order from the vermonster! ah well, but you still had to scoop 4 ny super fudge chunks! you actually panted! hahaha i think james had the best time laughing at you
to nicole ann and nicole claire, you two were really nice as well, and really crazy! everyone was saying that both nicoles were very siao siao and high, and they were right man!
to ee-lin, melissa, dawn, PX and everyone else, thanks so much for making my whole B&J's experience so memorable and fun! (:
even though these words probably won't get to them, at least i expressed them! (: